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“My brother-in-law read it, shut the door and got in the back seat. He has not sat in the front since. Best twenty-nine bucks I've spent on that car.”
MR
Marcus R.
3-Pack · Toyota 86
4.8 stars · 12,000+ sold
WARNING: Remove Tight Fitting Clothing
The original viral warning label. The one that started it all.
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- Waterproof polyester — survives rain, car washes, winter
- UV, oil & dirt resistant — won't fade in the sun
- 95mm x 60mm — visible from a car length away
- Residue-free removal — paint-safe adhesive
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24,500+
Decals sold
4.9
Average rating
3,847
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1 in 3
Bought as a gift
The problem
Your interior is silent.
Every car has a story. Most door jambs have nothing to say. This is a ten-second upgrade that turns a plain stretch of painted metal into the most-read line in the vehicle.
01
It breaks the ice before you do
The first thing any passenger does is read what's directly in front of them. Give them something worth pausing for — and a reason to look at you.
02
A $40 detail that reads factory
Printed edge-to-edge on cast vinyl with a matte laminate, so it looks like a warning the manufacturer was too polite to fit. Nobody assumes it's aftermarket.
03
The gift that gets photographed
One in three packs is bought for someone else. It's the present that ends up on group chat within ten minutes of being unwrapped.
Fitting guide
Fitted in ten seconds.
No tools. No water. No bubbles if you follow step two.
01
Clean
Wipe the flat section of the door jamb with the alcohol pad in the box and let it dry for thirty seconds.
02
Align
Peel back a centimetre of backing, line the top edge up with the alignment card, then press from the middle out.
03
Press
Work outwards to the edges, then run a thumb over the whole decal once more. That's the job finished.
Watch it land
One peel. One press.
The backing splits down the middle, so you never touch the adhesive. Line up the top edge, press from the middle, smooth out to the corners — the vinyl grabs fast and stays flat through heat, cold and every door slam that follows.
- Fit time
- 10 seconds
- Tools needed
- None
The specs
Which means you get…
5-year cast vinyl
No curling corners, no peeling after a hot summer parked outside.
UV matte laminate
Reads clean in direct sun — no glare, no fading to pink in a year.
Die-cut to 95 × 60 mm
Sits inside the door jamb like it was specified at the factory.
Residue-free adhesive
Peel it off in two years and the paint underneath is untouched.
3,847 verified reviews
What owners say.
4.9 average
Verified
“Applied it dead straight first go — the little alignment card that comes in the box is a genuinely good idea. Eight months of Melbourne sun and it still looks factory.”
SL
Sarah L.
3-Pack · VW Golf
Verified
“I've bought the cheap eBay version before and it curled up in a week. This is proper cast vinyl, the print is razor sharp and the yellow hasn't faded at all.”
JD
Jax D.
6-Pack · Workshop
Verified
“Bought the 6-pack for my partner and his mates for Christmas. I have never heard four grown men laugh that hard in a garage. Half of them are now on my car too.”
PN
Priya N.
6-Pack · Gift
Verified
“Took it off my old Corolla before I sold it. Hair dryer for fifteen seconds, peeled slow, not a speck of glue left behind. Sold the car. Kept the sticker.”
DW
Dan W.
Single · Sold the car
Side by side
The $4 sticker vs. ours.
You can buy a novelty sticker anywhere. You just can't buy one that still looks good in two years — that part costs eight dollars more.
Generic sticker
Passenger Panic
Material
Paper-thin vinyl that curls at the edges
5-year cast vinyl, stays flat
Print
Blurry photocopy style, off-register colours
Crisp vector print, edge to edge
Sun exposure
Fades to pink in a summer
UV matte laminate, colour holds
Removal
Leaves glue you scrape off with solvent
Warms off in 15 seconds, no residue
Sizing
One generic size that fits nothing
Die-cut for a standard door jamb
What you get
A sticker in an envelope
Decal, alcohol wipe, alignment card
The 3-packEverything in the box
The 2 pack.
$19.95 delivered.
- Your decal pack (9 stickers)$38.85
- Tracked shipping Australia-wide$9.95
- Application kit — wipe + alignment card$6.00
- Cockpit warning wallpaper pack$4.00
Total value $24.95
$19.95USD · free shipping
30-day laugh-or-refund · 412 of 1,000 3-packs left in this run
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Laugh, or it's refunded.
Fit it, live with it for thirty days. If it doesn't get a reaction out of at least one passenger, email us a photo and we'll refund the full amount. You keep the stickers — posting them back is a waste of everyone's time.
30 days to decide Free return post No restocking fee
Before you ask
The honest answers.
Will it damage my paint or trim?
No. It's a cast vinyl decal with a low-tack adhesive that bonds to flat, clean surfaces and releases without solvent. Warm it with a hair dryer for 10–15 seconds, peel slowly, and it comes off clean. Every pack ships with an alcohol wipe and an alignment card so you get it right first time.
Where does it actually go?
The flat inner door jamb, just below the latch — exactly where a passenger's eye lands as they get in. That's where it reads best. People also run them on tailgates, toolboxes, fridges, trailers, laptops and workshop doors.
How big is it?
95mm wide by 60mm tall — big enough to read from the kerb, small enough to look like it was fitted at the factory. It's cut to sit neatly inside a standard door jamb.
How fast does it ship?
Orders placed before 2pm AEST are dispatched the same business day, the rest within 24 hours from Melbourne. Tracked delivery is 2–5 business days Australia-wide and free on every order. International is 7–12 business days.
Do I need to be a car person?
Not even slightly. Roughly one in three packs is bought as a gift for someone who is. If you can peel a sticker and press it down, you're qualified.
What if I don't find it funny?
Then you get your money back. Use it, stick it, live with it for 30 days — if it doesn't get a reaction, email us a photo and we'll refund the lot. You don't need to send anything back.
Still stuck? hello@passengerpanic.com.au — answered by a human, usually same day.
4.9 · 3,847 reviews · 24,500+ sold
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